"-There is no heaven of glory bright, and no hell where sinners roast. Here and now is our day of torment! Here and now is our day of joy! Here and now is our opportunity! Choose ye this day, this hour, for no redeemer liveth!" -The Satanic Bible: The Book of Satan IV:2

"No man can eat 50 eggs!"-Tre cool

-"Does goth mean you want to be black" - some kid in the boys and girls club.

-*J.C. attempts to turn the cable box on, looking around the T.V. and such* (Sera) J.C....you dumbfuck...*Sera moves to CB and pushes the power button*

-The news: "All week we will be in the lower to upper 20's"                    Cable dude: "Yaaaaaay!! Heat wave" (Runs threw house)

-A stoned teen: "You mean the green bridge with all the lights and... pretty things?"

"If I was God, Cheese would rain from the Sky"-Marius

-pickles?? pickles?? are you in here pickles?? come on now stop playing. i know you are in here. *starts to get worried* please come out, this isn't funny anymore. *starts crying* PICKLES!! is that you?? *a decapitated babydoll walks up* OO PICKLES!! i've missed you so! dont ever leave mommy again!!  - Neon_infusion from vampirefreaks.com